Day 1: Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse

I had another suicidal menstrual cramping episode this weekend, which scared me because it was by far the worst one yet. In high school, I would literally pass out all the time when I had my period because the pain was unbearable. I remember being sprawled out across two small wooden chairs in my art class while a tour was being held for middle schoolers to see the high school. I had those “I don’t give a shit cramps.” I would usually pass out after an hour or two of those and instantly feel better. I welcomed a good faint.

But now that I’m older and wiser, I realize this is not normal. It’s been a while since I’ve experienced that sort of pain, so it’s been off my radar, but I’m seeing this episode as a sign that I seriously need to address my blood circulation. It’s not a mere matter of hormone production. I spent all of Friday night in labor. I seriously felt like I was having a baby and just wanted to faint and wake up in the morning feeling better, but that never happened. The night was a mixed bag of chills and legs filled with pins & needles alternating with hot flashes, diarrhea, dry heaving, light headedness and praying until the sun came up. None of this is unusual for these episodes, however, I do usually pass out at some point. My old college roommate happen to be sleeping over, so she heat up my herb pack once she woke up and took care of me just like the good old days. Friends rule.

So this brings me to the liver flush. Andreas Moritz, author of The Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse, believes that most issues in the body stem from a congested liver and gallbladder, including circulation. The liver is the largest gland in the body and responsible for filtering three pints of blood per minute amongst hundreds of other tasks. A client of mine who just graduated from a Physical Therapy program told me that the one thing she was most impressed by after countless dissections was how HUGE our liver is! It weighs up to three pounds and spans almost the entire width of the body. So it begs to take care of your liver!

Today marks Day 1 of my liver/gallbladder cleanse. When cleansing the liver and gallbladder, it’s important to also cleanse the kidneys to avoid any kidney stones. This can easily be done by drinking Andreas Moritz herbal concoction of kidney cleansing herbs for 20 days. I followed the instructions by soaking the tea overnight and then boiling and straining it this morning into a thermos, ready to be sipped throughout the day. I started my day by slowly drinking two glasses of organic apple cider. I’m already halfway done with my apple cider requirements for the day! Judging by the amount of apple cider in my fridge, I thought drinking 32 ounces of apple cider a day for six days would be nauseating, but so far, it’s delicious! The purpose for drinking apple juice is to ingest the malic acid contained in apples, which help soften the stones I will be passing on Day 6 of the cleanse.

Moritz warns that you may experience bloating or diarrhea from the apple juice at first. I did already have two bowel movements, the second one being a little diarrhea-ish. I’m not mad about that.

Until tomorrow! Have a blessed day 🙂

Liver cleanse apple cider

 

Resources: The Liver and Gallbladder Miracle Cleanse by Andreas Moritz

 

 

Oil Pulling

I’ll try new things, but you first. My clients are constantly introducing me to really cool, “traditional” ways of healing and cleansing, a lot of which just sounds straight up CRAY (that felt appropriate). My interest is only ever peaked when I see results in them first. So this leads me to oil pulling

A client of mine told me about oil pulling about a year ago. It involves swishing coconut oil in your mouth for 20-30 minutes every morning before brushing your teeth or even drinking anything, then spitting it out along with all the disease causing germs in your mouth and possibly even some cavities. This sounded interesting to me in theory, but nothing I really could believe or would ever test on myself especially since this particular client had only read about it, not tried it herself.

Then recently, a new client of mine told me she’s been oil pulling for about six months to heal a chronic toothache. Her dentist was floored at how healthy her teeth and gums looked because he was expecting to give her a filling, which she ended up not needing. I was floored myself. Her teeth are bright white and her gums are a very healthy pink. Also, oil pulling is mentioned in the liver and gallbladder cleanse maintenance program, so it’s obviously knocking on my door. Right?

I started oil pulling the very next morning and have been oil pulling every single morning for about a month now. I opt for the 20 minute version of oil pulling despite Andreas Moritz’s recommendation of oil pulling for no longer than a few minutes at a time so as not to reabsorb any toxins. He suggests oil pulIing for just a few minutes at a time for up to 10-15 minutes. His method is too involved for me. The second I get up, I reach for the coconut oil and swish a tablespoon full in my mouth while I’m showering and getting ready in the morning. After 20 minutes, I spit the coconut oil into a paper towel (never the sink, it will clog the pipes), rinse my mouth with warm water, brush my teeth and scrape my tongue with a tongue scraper. Voila!

teeth oil pulling

New Year, New Liver.

2015 is going to be all about cleaning out my very very compromised liver!

I have many clients who religiously do the liver and gallbladder cleanse. At first, I just thought this was some crazy New Age crap: drinking apple juice like there’s no tomorrow for six days straight, washing that down with epsom salt water and then a cup of olive oil, followed by more epsom salt water and hundreds of pebbles flying out of your ass. In addition to all of that craziness, you need to get two colonics within a few days of each other. But I’ve witnessed some serious transformations over the years in my liver-flushing gals. I’ve seen dark under eye death circles disappear (my main motivator), severe eczema virtually vanish, and chronic flu symptoms disappear.

This, like any other New Year’s Resolution, is a serious commitment. Once one attempts a liver and gallbladder cleanse, they must continue to do them every month or two until they stop seeing pebbles in the toilet for two straight cleanses to make sure nothing gets stuck mid-expulsion, causing serious discomfort. This can take anywhere from six to twelve cleanses.

My liver cleansing journey begins next week on Wednesday, January 14, 2015. I’ll be blogging the whole way through in case you’re interested in joining my next go around in February.