I’m no economist, but my gut tells me that January is generally a profitable month for all things self-care: gym memberships, psychotherapy (after surviving holidays with the family and attempting to survive seasonal affective disorder), diet books/meal plan delivery like The Whole 30 (not sure how this is unique to Paleo, but many of my clients embark on this diet specifically in January), travel/ travel planning, etcetera etcetera. By the same logic, I would imagine the alcohol industry takes a severe hit this month due to the mass subscription to Dry January. Despite the weather, I love the productive nesting energy January guarantees. A global month of reflection and awakening, January (even if just for the month) generates less thirst for bullshit and an insatiable hunger for healthier shit as everyone (whether a “resolution person” or not) works on releasing the toxic baggage of yesteryear.

If you’re new here, it’s pretty obvious I love me a clean colon and a clean liver. If you’ve been following me for some time whether it be via my blog or when I first opened my doors in 2015, you know that I am a big fan of the late Andreas Moritz, an intuitive who wrote The Amazing Liver and Gallbladder Flush. This liver cleanse (which I have covered extensively in ancient blog posts) is recommended on or around the New Moon, a constructive time to detox because the body is breaking down tissue and removing accumulated fluid. The New Moon also reigns supreme as a time for manifestation of desires, a fresh start, transformation and growth. So while I used to encourage clients undergo Moritz’s cleanse, it proved to be too involved (the entire process is about a week with the last 18ish hours requiring strongly suggested alone time along with two required colonics within the 10 days). So I shifted to offering coffee implants, which effectively cleanse the liver in just one sitting. This has proven to be much more manageable and therefore popular amongst my clients. So whether you’re a monthly client or an annual client, I suggest incorporating some form of liver cleansing around the New Moons of 2024.

The Full Moon, according to Moritz is a time for tissue building and fluid accumulation. Moritz states that the head holds more fluid on a Full Moon and the pressure can influence some aggressive (albeit “looney”) behavior. On that same note, I think some of the insanity can be contributed to increased parasite activity. Studies have proven that parasites are more active during the full moon. Our melotonin levels drop during the Full Moon, lowering our immunity, while our serotonin levels spike increasing parasitic activity due to their serotonin receptors. The CellCore Full Moon parasite cleanse is my chosen exterminator. Scientifically designed to target and eliminate parasites dancing in the moonlight, the Cellcore Para Kit is a 3-7 day cleanse with beginner/intermediate/advanced challenge options depending on your sensitivity. I personally like to regularly incorporate the Beginner Challenge five day cleanse centered around the full moon at least every few months. The difference between the different levels is basically the number of pills you consume and I personally cannot comfortably stomach the number of pills beyond the Beginner Challenge. So find what’s right for you, but make sure you are not just killing the parasites, but removing them by taking CellCore Bowel Mover and increasing Lymphatic Drainage with CellCore LymphActiv during the cleanse and the few days leading up to the cleanse as well as following the cleanse. And of course, a follow-up colonic is always ideal. Kits are available at the shop, email/text to order.

Additionally, the Prolon fast is my chosen reset to incorporate at least a few times a year. Prolon has been scientifically proven to promote autophagy (cellular renewal) and increase your metabolism while decreasing your biological age. My last blog post shares my detailed experience with Prolon. Use code DOODYFREEGIRL for discount on Prolonlife.com. Cheers!